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Shadow Cursed Tee
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The Rizzler Tee
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My strategy? None. My plan? To be ready. My reality? Whatever I decide it is
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I don’t want to stay quiet I am here to disrupt as much as possible
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I don’t care if my jokes are unfunny deal with it
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The only reason I haven’t died yet is because I’m built different
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My sheer commitment to my ridiculous ideas has fooled everyone into thinking I’m a genius
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Despite all of my incompetence they still put me in charge
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Under no circumstances should you give me any power to make choices over anything
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The silence isn’t awkward for me; I’m only here to entertain myself, and I'm the funniest person in this room.
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My joke wasn’t bad landed perfectly it just landed exclusively in my own head
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Society is collapsing but I will never stop being silly
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The orb is telling me to commit tax fraud
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I have two side staying completely silent or saying whatever unfiltered thoughts that come to mind
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They call me a know it all but I don’t know anything
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Do not under any circumstances give me responsibility over anything
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