Collection: Wizard Tees

Ponder your orb or cast spells in these Tees 🧙‍♂️

Opinions exist but not when you’re talking to me I am never wrong and never been wrong everything I say is right

Opinions exist but not when you’re talking to me I am never wrong and never been wrong everything I say is right

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If you ever catch me laughing for no apparent reason it’s because I made a joke in my head and I’m the funniest person I know

If you ever catch me laughing for no apparent reason it’s because I made a joke in my head and I’m the funniest person I know

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Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

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I have fully lost the ability to hold a basic conversation

I have fully lost the ability to hold a basic conversation

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present

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I’m not sarcastic I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding

I’m not sarcastic I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding

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I’ve been nothing but silly and goofy for you and this is how you treat me

I’ve been nothing but silly and goofy for you and this is how you treat me

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I keep it 99 because I be lying sometimes

I keep it 99 because I be lying sometimes

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I am delusional and I can not be trusted with any responsibility

I am delusional and I can not be trusted with any responsibility

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I don’t give a frog what you think

I don’t give a frog what you think

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I’m not smart

I’m not smart

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Let me load into the server first before anyone tries to talk to me

Let me load into the server first before anyone tries to talk to me

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You won’t find someone as dangerously incompetent yet simultaneously creative and original as me

You won’t find someone as dangerously incompetent yet simultaneously creative and original as me

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I’m spiraling out of control but I’m being brave about it

I’m spiraling out of control but I’m being brave about it

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I slayed the dragon now I’m being audited for claiming the hoard

I slayed the dragon now I’m being audited for claiming the hoard

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I’m never wrong I’m either correct or lying

I’m never wrong I’m either correct or lying

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Collection: Wizard Tees

Opinions exist but not when you’re talking to me I am never wrong and never been wrong everything I say is right

Opinions exist but not when you’re talking to me I am never wrong and never been wrong everything I say is right

If you ever catch me laughing for no apparent reason it’s because I made a joke in my head and I’m the funniest person I know

If you ever catch me laughing for no apparent reason it’s because I made a joke in my head and I’m the funniest person I know

Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

I have fully lost the ability to hold a basic conversation

I have fully lost the ability to hold a basic conversation

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make bigger and graver mistakes in the present

I’m not sarcastic I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding

I’m not sarcastic I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding

I’ve been nothing but silly and goofy for you and this is how you treat me

I’ve been nothing but silly and goofy for you and this is how you treat me

I keep it 99 because I be lying sometimes

I keep it 99 because I be lying sometimes

I am delusional and I can not be trusted with any responsibility

I am delusional and I can not be trusted with any responsibility

I don’t give a frog what you think

I don’t give a frog what you think

I’m not smart

I’m not smart

Let me load into the server first before anyone tries to talk to me

Let me load into the server first before anyone tries to talk to me

You won’t find someone as dangerously incompetent yet simultaneously creative and original as me

You won’t find someone as dangerously incompetent yet simultaneously creative and original as me

I’m spiraling out of control but I’m being brave about it

I’m spiraling out of control but I’m being brave about it

I slayed the dragon now I’m being audited for claiming the hoard

I slayed the dragon now I’m being audited for claiming the hoard

I’m never wrong I’m either correct or lying

I’m never wrong I’m either correct or lying

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