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There's red 40 in my elixir

There's red 40 in my elixir

Regular price $25.45 USD
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Behold, ye seekers of the arcane and the curious concoctions that weave through the very fabric of existence! Gaze upon this enigmatic garment, bedecked with words that dance like ethereal wisps across its surface: "There's red 40 in my elixir."

Verily, this shirt is no mere article of clothing, but a sartorial testament to the mystical realms and the potions that bubble and brew within their hidden cauldrons. The hue of the finest alchemical ingredients, the vermillion shade of red 40, whispers of potent enchantments awaiting discovery. As the wise alchemists of old once labored over their philters and elixirs, so too shall this shirt remind you of the secrets contained within the potion's embrace.

Imagine, if you will, a curious blend of cotton and enchantments, woven together to create a vessel of comfort and wonder. The letters, carefully imbued with an otherworldly script, capture the very essence of an ancient incantation, drawing the curious and the inquisitive ever closer. Draped upon your form, you shall be transformed into a paragon of arcane knowledge, a wizard of fashion who walks the line between the ordinary and the extraordinary.

But, dear seeker, do not be misled by its playful proclamation. For this is not a mere jest, but a proclamation of one's eclectic taste and the insatiable desire for the mysterious. Whether you are an adept of magical arts or a simple admirer of the enigmatic, this shirt shall serve as a beacon of your affinity for the esoteric.

So, summon your inner mage, don this shirt, and traverse the realms with a knowing smile. For within its threads lies the essence of elixirs, the essence of red 40, and the essence of the mystic. Embark on your journey, and let your attire become an extension of the arcane wonders that stir within your soul.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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