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You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence
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Federal agents confiscated my inventory
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The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic
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Casting fireball solves most problems if not, cast another
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I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention
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I have post fireball clarity
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I’m multitasking I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time
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I’m not even delusional I’m fully aware of the dumb things I be doing
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My attention span is on cooldown please try again later
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What doesn’t kill you gives you xp
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An error occurred the wizard must be stopped
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I bring a sort of “I’ll do it tomorrow” vibe that tomorrow me doesn’t really like
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I have the ability to be quiet but i just like to hear myself talk
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I’m not even procrastinating anymore I forgot I was supposed to be doing it
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There is no plan A there is no plan B I have no idea what I’m doing
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Maybe instead of casting fireball we should be casting kindness
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