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If you ever need me for nothing I’m always here
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I have two faults I don’t listen and something else
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I’m not a liar I’m a creative storyteller
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The CIA has surveillance on my tower
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Unemployed people at 2:51 on a Tuesday
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Don’t leave me in charge I’m scared
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I am not scared of fucking around and finding out I yearn for knowledge
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Am I licensed not exactly do my methods work exactly
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Being stupid is not a choice it’s a curse I must carry
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It’s not my fault you thought that I was normal you’re had more than enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out
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I’m so productive I can cause 5 misunderstandings in one sentence
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I am not matching your weird I am surpassing your weirdness I am the weirdest this is a competition
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I wasn’t paying attention because I’m having a funnier conversation in my head
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I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t
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You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence
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Federal agents confiscated my inventory
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