Collection: Wizard Tees

Ponder your orb or cast spells in these Tees 🧙‍♂️

Being stupid is not a choice it’s a curse I must carry

Being stupid is not a choice it’s a curse I must carry

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Do not speak to me of procrastination deadlines are a construct of the mortal realm

Do not speak to me of procrastination deadlines are a construct of the mortal realm

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It’s not my fault you thought that I was normal you’re had more than enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out

It’s not my fault you thought that I was normal you’re had more than enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out

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I’m so productive I can cause 5 misunderstandings in one sentence

I’m so productive I can cause 5 misunderstandings in one sentence

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I am not matching your weird I am surpassing your weirdness I am the weirdest this is a competition

I am not matching your weird I am surpassing your weirdness I am the weirdest this is a competition

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I wasn’t paying attention because I’m having a funnier conversation in my head

I wasn’t paying attention because I’m having a funnier conversation in my head

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I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t

I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t

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You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence

You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence

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Federal agents confiscated my inventory

Federal agents confiscated my inventory

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The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic

The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic

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Foes be warned I haven’t taken my medication

Foes be warned I haven’t taken my medication

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I am not smart enough to have this many people Dumber than me

I am not smart enough to have this many people Dumber than me

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Casting fireball solves most problems if not, cast another

Casting fireball solves most problems if not, cast another

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I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention

I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention

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Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

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I have post fireball clarity

I have post fireball clarity

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Collection: Wizard Tees

Being stupid is not a choice it’s a curse I must carry

Being stupid is not a choice it’s a curse I must carry

Do not speak to me of procrastination deadlines are a construct of the mortal realm

Do not speak to me of procrastination deadlines are a construct of the mortal realm

It’s not my fault you thought that I was normal you’re had more than enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out

It’s not my fault you thought that I was normal you’re had more than enough time and plenty of clues to figure that out

I’m so productive I can cause 5 misunderstandings in one sentence

I’m so productive I can cause 5 misunderstandings in one sentence

I am not matching your weird I am surpassing your weirdness I am the weirdest this is a competition

I am not matching your weird I am surpassing your weirdness I am the weirdest this is a competition

I wasn’t paying attention because I’m having a funnier conversation in my head

I wasn’t paying attention because I’m having a funnier conversation in my head

I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t

I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t

You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence

You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence

Federal agents confiscated my inventory

Federal agents confiscated my inventory

The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic

The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic

Foes be warned I haven’t taken my medication

Foes be warned I haven’t taken my medication

I am not smart enough to have this many people Dumber than me

I am not smart enough to have this many people Dumber than me

Casting fireball solves most problems if not, cast another

Casting fireball solves most problems if not, cast another

I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention

I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention

Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot

I have post fireball clarity

I have post fireball clarity

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