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I am not matching your weird I am surpassing your weirdness I am the weirdest this is a competition
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I wasn’t paying attention because I’m having a funnier conversation in my head
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I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t
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You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence
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Federal agents confiscated my inventory
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The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic
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Foes be warned I haven’t taken my medication
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Casting fireball solves most problems if not, cast another
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I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention
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Bad things only happen to me because I’m the main character so it’s only part of the plot
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I have post fireball clarity
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I’m multitasking I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time
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I’m not even delusional I’m fully aware of the dumb things I be doing
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Don’t believe everything you hear or anything I say
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A wizard is speaking listen and learn
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I’m not good at being normal or chilling but I’ve mastered saying weird stuff
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