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I expect to make money everyday and I do
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Green Frog Wizard Shirt
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I apologize to everyone who has been a victim of my poor social skills
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You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence
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Of course I’m useful I set a bad example everyday
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I don’t usually talk but when I do I make sure to weird people out
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I would be unstoppable if I could remember anything
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I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention
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Always operate with layers of irony and satire they can never know the real you
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They say I can’t multitask but i can anger you and amuse myself at the same time
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I have post fireball clarity
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I have enough stamina for 3 minutes of staying quiet after that I start taking psychic damage
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I’m multitasking I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time
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Easily distracted by shiny loot and side quests
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I am currently on a quest but I forgot what it was
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Whatever you say must be important I left my evil lair for this
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