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I do it because I can I can because I want to I want to because you said I couldn’t
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You won’t find someone else who has mastered fitting sarcastic jokes and deep wisdom into the same sentence
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Of course I’m useful I set a bad example everyday
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The choices were moronic but the lore was iconic
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I don’t usually talk but when I do I make sure to weird people out
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I would be unstoppable if I could remember anything
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I am so broke I can’t afford to pay attention
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They say I can’t multitask but i can anger you and amuse myself at the same time
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I have post fireball clarity
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I’m multitasking I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time
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Easily distracted by shiny loot and side quests
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If you see me approaching get ready for an unskippable cutscene
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I am currently on a quest but I forgot what it was
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A wizard is speaking listen and learn
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I’d be unstoppable if I weren’t so distractible
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Money is the root of all evil that’s why I don’t have any
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